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Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Still Waiting

This folk art painting 'Still Waiting' is mixed media on wood. It sold today on Etsy almost straight away. 

How to cook a turkey - ho ho ho!


First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whisky.
Pour yourself a glass of whisky and put the turkey in the oven.
Have another 2 glasses of whisky, and set the degree at 375 ovens.
Have 3 more whiskys of drink and turn the oven on.
Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey.
Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whisky.
Bake the whisky for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick.

Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! :) a very Merry Christmas xxx